There comes a time in every person's life when they must ask themselves the hard questions. What do I want from life? Am I heading in the right direction? If I could only listen to the music of bands that have all five vowels in their name how long a list would that be And yet even more important that any of these must be "Why would an awesome movie like The Avengers have so much bad hair in it
Naturally, this question is spurred by my seeing said movie in the last week and enjoying it very much and coming out of the movie theatre with a blazing aura caused by the Joss Whedon fangirl reactor in the core of my being going into meltdown.But I have to admit, that I was a little distracted by the bad hair. So who are the worst offenders in this merry band of superheroes and what else do they have to offer
We don't really get to find out very much about Hawkeye. He shoots things with arrows and has puppy-dog eyes I mean,I'm sure that's very nice for him but it's not overly exciting for the rest of us.His hair is largely inoffensive. Are his lack of character involvement and lack of emphatic haircut coincidentalIn movies like this "The Chick" is usually pretty kick ass right up until she's suddenly not and then has to be rescued by the guy who she's romantically interested in.Thank you Joss Whedon for not doing that to us for the millionth time in cinematic history.
Black Widow is far less annoying in this film than I thought she'd be and is pretty awesomely fighty. Not to mention being quite tricky. Unfortunately she also has super-fake looking red hair.It's like they left her head out in the rain to rust or something. Honestly, they spend millions and millions of dollars on movies but they never can do a convincing ginger dye job on anyone.Trim costs on expensive formals
- May 02 Wed 2012 17:08
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